The pants that make you cancel your Uber and walk in slow motion. High-shine vegan leather that hugs your waist, then falls straight to the floor — comes with a "I PUT THE HOT IN PSYCHOTIC" baby tee because therapy is expensive but looking dangerous is free.

• Two-piece set: graphic baby tee + vegan leather pants
• Pants: high waist, straight leg, full length
• Tee: fitted crop, crew neck, short sleeves with graphic print
• Cotton, Spandex, Coating: Polyurethane, Polyester
• Black

Shown on a size XS.